Just for Laugh - Phua Chu Kang's Sex Education
Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Came across my email box just now and I found this hilarious email titled "Phua Chu Kang Teaches Sex Education" So who is Phua Chu Kang? Those living in the West might not heard of this name, but I believe most Malaysians and Singaporeans do!!! He’s a portrayed as an Ah Beng, which is a Singlish slang for a stereotypical, uneducated Chinese gangster, complete with habits such as hoisting one leg up on the seat of a chair when he sits down and growing one long fingernail to scratch his ears. a contractor who boasts that he is the "Best in Singapore, JB, and some say Batam. He is also noted for his famous catchphrase: "Don't play play" (pronounce as "pray") and "Use your blain!" ("brain"). His personal clothing trademarks are his yellow pair of boots, curly hair, a giant mole, and long nails.

Btw, the quote below is one of his famous jokes. I believe most of you probably have heard of it before, but I think it’s still laughable and worth to share with those who haven’t.

Ready for the joke?

Phua Chu Kang explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius. (:

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don’t pray pray ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ……….

Aloy : Why is it most men don’t like wearing condoms when they are making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn …… .. you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah ….. Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ….. ,” Best in Singapore , JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!” also ah!!!

Ha Ha Ha Ha.. ROFLMAO! :D

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